Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 6, 2023
There was a young lady of Kent,
Who admitted she knew what...There was a young lady of Kent,
Who admitted she knew what it meant
When men asked her to dine,
And plied her with wine,
She knew, oh she knew -- but she went! There was a young lady of Lee
Who scrambled up into a tree,
...There was a young lady of Lee
Who scrambled up into a tree,
When she got there
Her arsehole was bare,
And so was her C U N T. There was a young lady of Rhyll
In an omnibus was taken ill,
...There was a young lady of Rhyll
In an omnibus was taken ill,
So she called the conductor,
Who got in and fucked her,
Which did more good than a pill. There was a young lady of Wheeling
Said to her beau, "I've...There was a young lady of Wheeling
Said to her beau, "I've a feeling
My little brown jug
Has need of a plug" --
And straightaway she started to peeling.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 6, 2023
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