Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 22, 2023

There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on a train. A helpful young porter Helped more than he orter, And she promptly cried "Help me again"

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem...
Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem by James Grainger, 1721-1767