Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 19, 2023

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "There...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "There is one thing I do know, Women are fine And children devine, But the llama is numero uno."

There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit...
There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit of such size, And so deep and so wide, You could play cards inside, Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears
%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears