Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 29, 2023

Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with...
Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions, wins few friends, Germans excepted. -- Darwin Porter "Scandinavia On $50 A Day"

Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about...
Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brown: No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better.

A foolish geologist from Kissen Just didn't know what he...
A foolish geologist from Kissen Just didn't know what he was missin', By studying rock And neglecting his cock, And using it merely for pissin'.

A silly young man from Hong Kong Had hands that were skinny...
A silly young man from Hong Kong Had hands that were skinny and long. He ate rice with his fingers-- The taste of it lingers, But now all his fingers are gone.

There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with...
There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with a eunuch. At the height of their passion He dealt her a ration

In the long run we are all dead. -- John...
In the long run we are all dead. -- John Maynard Keynes