Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 27, 2023

There were three young ladies of Birmingham, And this is...
There were three young ladies of Birmingham, And this is the scandal concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And tickled the cock Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now, the Bishop was nobody's fool, He'd been to a good public...

The Poet Whose Badness Saved His Life The most...
The Poet Whose Badness Saved His Life The most important poet in the seventeenth century was George Wither. Alexander Pope called him "wretched Wither" and Dryden said of his verse that "if they rhymed and rattled all...

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do...
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate...
If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.