Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 18, 2024

There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew...
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor.

A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't...
A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself.

It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even...
It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even the teddy bears get drunk.