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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 25, 2024


"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr...
"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry

Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: ...
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

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