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The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more...
The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972

The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely...
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

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