Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 22, 2024

Max told his friend that he'd just as soon not go hiking in...
Max told his friend that he'd just as soon not go hiking in the hills. Said he, "I'm an anti-climb Max."

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...