Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 8, 2024

A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, ...
A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, But the sweetness of pitch Couldn't put off the hitch Of impotence, size and aroma.

A fair-haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very, very...
A fair-haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very, very foolish to place Her hand on your cock When it turned hard as rock, For fear it would explode in your face.

There was a young lady from Drew Who ended her verse at line...
There was a young lady from Drew Who ended her verse at line two.

You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the...
You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the new story concerning 'im : He buggers the choir As they sing "Ave Maria," And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A:...
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.