Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 6, 2024

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed...
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw

There once was a Duchess of Beever Who slept with her golden...
There once was a Duchess of Beever Who slept with her golden retriever. Said the potted old Duke : "Such tricks make me puke! Were it not for her money, I'd leave her."

There was a young fellow named Brewer Whose girl made her home...
There was a young fellow named Brewer Whose girl made her home in a sewer. Thus he, the poor soul, Could get into her hole, And still not be able to screw her!

There was a young lady from Drew Who ended her verse at line...
There was a young lady from Drew Who ended her verse at line two.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.