Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 19, 2024

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package...
There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. --...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph