Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 29, 2024

As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC...
As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality. One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it. Answer each of the following items "true"...

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.