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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 8, 2024


YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!

We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various...
We are giving instruction to FBI agents in the various Chinese dialects ... to handle present and likely future contingencies. -- J.Hoover

There's a sports-minded coed named Sue, Who's been coxing...
There's a sports-minded coed named Sue, Who's been coxing the varsity crew. In the shell Sue is great, But her boyfriend's irate, When she calls out the stroke as they screw.

Though the invalid Saint of Brac Lay all of his life on...
Though the invalid Saint of Brac Lay all of his life on his back, His wife got her share, And the pilgrims now stare At the scene, in his shrine, on a plaque.

My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...

Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world...
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world. -- The Beach Boys

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