Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 3, 2024

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is...
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know. Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno."

There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made...
There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather. She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from...
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. -- Robin Hood

[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none...
[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -- Winston Churchill

Technological progress has merely provided us with more...
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. -- Aldous Huxley