Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday April 14, 2024

The Middle East is certainly the nexus of turmoil for a long...
The Middle East is certainly the nexus of turmoil for a long time to come -- with shifting players, but the same game: upheaval. I think we will be confronting militant Islam -- particularly fallout from the Iranian revolution -- and religion will once...

LEVERAGE: Even if someone doesn't care what the world...
LEVERAGE: Even if someone doesn't care what the world thinks about them, they always hope their mother doesn't find out.

There once was a lady named Clair, Who posessed a magnificent...
There once was a lady named Clair, Who posessed a magnificent pair. Or that's what I thought, Till I saw one get caught, On a thorn and begin losing air.

There was a young girl from Samoa Who pledged that no man would...
There was a young girl from Samoa Who pledged that no man would know her. One young fellow tried, But she wriggled aside, And he spilled all his spermatozoa.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune:...
3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped