Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 23, 2024

Someone is speaking well of you.
Someone is speaking well of you.

There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome,...
There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich, Yet the girls he would dazzle, And fuck to a frazzle, And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!

There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that...
There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary. He grabbed him a virgin, Who, without any urgin', Immediately spread like a fairy.