Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 18, 2024

*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through...
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!

There once was a fencer named Fisk, Whose speed was incredibly...
There once was a fencer named Fisk, Whose speed was incredibly brisk. So fast was his action, The Fitzgerald contraction, Foreshortended his foil to a disk.

There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is...
There once were two women from Birmingham. And this is the story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock And fondled the cock Of the bishop as he was confirming 'em.

There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on...
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair. The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.