Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 9, 2024

Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like...
There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell. When you touched them they shrunk, Except when she was drunk, And then they got bigger than hell.

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with...
There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with two snatches, And she often said, "Shit! Why, I'd give either tit For a man with equipment that matches." There was a young fellow named Locke Who was born with...