Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 10, 2024

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished...
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. -- B. Franklin

There once was a couple named Kelly Who walked around...
There once was a couple named Kelly Who walked around belly-to-belly. It seems in their haste, They used Carter's paste Instead of petroleum jelly.

There once were two brothers named Luntz Who buggered each...
There once were two brothers named Luntz Who buggered each other at once. When asked to account For this intricate mount, They said, "Ass-holes are tighter than cunts."

There was a family named Doe, An ideal family to know...
There was a family named Doe, An ideal family to know. As father screwed mother, She said, "You're heavier than brother." And he said, "Yes, Sis told me so!"

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in...
There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in the nude, But a man in a punt, Grabbed at her elbow, And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."

A commune is where people join together to share their lack...
A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth. -- R. Stallman