Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday December 1, 2007

"I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind,...
"I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord." "Indeed? Then if I were you I'd sue my face for slander." -- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"

Another greeting card category consists of those persons...
Another greeting card category consists of those persons who send out photographs of their families every year. In the same mail that brought the greetings from Marcia and Philip, my friend found such a conversation piece. "My God, Lida...