Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday December 17, 2007

One possible reason that things aren't going according...
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money? -- Ayn Rand

Support your local church or synagogue. Worship at Bank...
Support your local church or synagogue. Worship at Bank of America.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care...
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. -- Lazarus Long

The answer to the question of Life, the Universe,...
The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is... Four day work week, Two ply toilet paper!

The best things in life are for a fee.
The best things in life are for a fee.

The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.