Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday December 13, 2007

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning...
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams?

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.