Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday December 4, 2007

It is far better to do nothing that to do something...
It is far better to do nothing that to do something efficiently. -- Siezbo

No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only...
No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good intentions. He had money as well. -- Margaret Thatcher

Politics, like religion, hold up the torches of matrydom...
Politics, like religion, hold up the torches of matrydom to the reformers of error. -- Thomas Jefferson

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think...
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.

The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely...
The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely and a bit raucously that this is true and that is false. But there are no certainties. -- H.L. Mencken, "Prejudice"