Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 15, 2021

Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get you.
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get you.

There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls...
There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls was his doom. So strong was his shootin', The third law of Newton Propelled the poor chap to the Moon.