Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 26, 2021

At the end of all civilization Is the planet Terminus's...
At the end of all civilization Is the planet Terminus's location. There's a girl there whose feat, Without stone or concrete, Nonetheless, was to lay the Foundation.

There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young whore from Kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!"

Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what...
Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what man normally does, She declared, "I'm a Soul- Not a sexual goal!" So he shrugged and called someone who was.