Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 18, 2021

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who dreamt she'd been...
There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who dreamt she'd been buggered by God. But it wasn't Jehovah That turned the girl over, 'Twas Roger the lodger, the dirty old codger, the bugger, the bastard, the sod!

A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto...
A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service

QUESTION AUTHORITY. (Sez who?)
QUESTION AUTHORITY. (Sez who?)