Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday July 27, 2021

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

A worn-out young husband named Lehr Her daily his wife's...
A worn-out young husband named Lehr Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer: "Slip on a sheath, quick, Then slip your big dick Between these lips covered with hair."

There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once...
There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once a day. He said, "I like, rather, Fucking my father -- He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."