Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 22, 2021

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure...
There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts, Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz. When one pireg is shot, There's that alternate twat, But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.

Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever...
Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it with ink! -- Jimmie Durante