Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 14, 2006

1. I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose 2. The Nutcracker...
1. I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose 2. The Nutcracker Swede 3. Santa Goes Round-The-World 4. Not-So-Tiny Tim 5. Ninja Reindeer Killfest '88 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia 7. Crisco Kringle 8. Babes in Boyland 9. Santa's Magic...

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Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking...
Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes? In his eyes you see no pride, hands hang loosely at his side Yesterdays papers, telling yesterdays news. How can you tell me you're lonely, And say for...