Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 18, 2006

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from...
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. -- Rich Kulawiec

There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew...
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor.

Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever...
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.