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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 28, 2006


Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when...
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. -- Tommy Cooper

Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!

Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.

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