Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 10, 2006

Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat? A: ...
Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Bower's Law: Talent goes where the action is.
Bower's Law: Talent goes where the action is.

gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly...
gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually...

question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm...
question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program...
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

MVS Air Lines: The passengers all gather in the hangar,...
MVS Air Lines: The passengers all gather in the hangar, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft. This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers; bigger models in the fleet can have...

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own...
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. -- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in "The Wit of Women"