Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 21, 2006

Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful,...
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold...
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx