Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 3, 2006

"All Bibles are man-made." -- Thomas Edison
"All Bibles are man-made." -- Thomas Edison

"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like...
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards." -- Soren F. Petersen

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist...
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." -- Helen Keller

"Success covers a multitude of blunders." -- George...
"Success covers a multitude of blunders." -- George Bernard Shaw

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth...
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." -- Albert Einstein

I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought...
I did cancel one performance in Holland where they thought my music was so easy that they didn't rehearse at all. And so the first time when I found that out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself in front of the audience of 3,000 people and the next day...