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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 19, 2006


Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it,...
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spencer

Voicless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless...
Voicless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters.

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..

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