Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 20, 2006

The difference between legal separation and divorce is that...
The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal separation gives the man time to hide his money.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing...
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. -- Elbert Hubbard

To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at...
To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job than a man would have to be. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.

2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S...
2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what office did he later hold?

A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.
A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.