Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 25, 2006

HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E...
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS

The grave's a fine and private place, but none, I think,...
The grave's a fine and private place, but none, I think, do there embrace. -- Andrew Marvell

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.