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One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing...
One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small. And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all...

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive...
I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.

I'm wet! I'm wild!
I'm wet! I'm wild!

Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt...
Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.

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