Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 4, 2012
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out...There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they clanged together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass. You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA? The common cormorant, or shag,
Lays eggs inside a paper...The common cormorant, or shag,
Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold... They also surf who only stand on waves.They also surf who only stand on waves. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever...To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,
call it the target.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 4, 2012
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