Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 15, 2012

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard...
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Welcome to UNIX! Enjoy your session! Have a great time! Note...
Welcome to UNIX! Enjoy your session! Have a great time! Note the use of exclamation points! They are a very effective method for demonstrating excitement, and can also spice up an otherwise plain-looking sentence! However, there are drawbacks!...

There's amnesia in a hangknot, And comfort in the ax, But...
There's amnesia in a hangknot, And comfort in the ax, But the simple way of poison will make your nerves relax. There's surcease in a gunshot, And sleep that comes from racks, But a handy draft of poison avoids the harshest...