Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 1, 2012

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been...
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.

A distinguished professor from Swarthmore Got along with a sexy...
A distinguished professor from Swarthmore Got along with a sexy young sophomore. As quick as a glance He stripped off his pants, But he found that the sophomore'd got off more.

There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's...
There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her. When they got into bed He cried, "God strike me dead! This ain't a cunt -- it's a corridor!"

Win or lose, you lose.
Win or lose, you lose.

If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given...
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.