Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 2, 2012

A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine...
A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine. On the twenty-third stroke The goddam thing broke And beat both his balls to a creame.

SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE...
SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS ...

Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.

When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender...
When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender heart? I love you darling, yes I do; Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you; All you are is a blossoming rose. Night is here so I must close. With care read the first word of each line. You will...