Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 8, 2012

You will lose an important disk file.
You will lose an important disk file.

A young polo-player of Berkeley Made love to his sweetheart...
A young polo-player of Berkeley Made love to his sweetheart beserkly. In the midst of each chukker He would break off and fuck her Horizontally, laterally and verkeley.

There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds...
There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds of booze. He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up too many screws."

There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things...
There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things came from god. But it wasn't the almighty Who lifted her nighty, It was Roger, the lodger, by god.

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.