Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 11, 2012

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. --...
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. -- T.S. Eliot, "Four Quartets: Burnt Norton"

Humorists always sit at the children's table...
Humorists always sit at the children's table. -- Woody Allen

A water pipe suited miss Hunt; She used it for many a bunt...
A water pipe suited miss Hunt; She used it for many a bunt. But the unlucky wench Got it caught in her trench --- It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench, To get the thing out of her cunt.

C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!
C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!