| Freebsd Fortunes: 1314 of 3566 |
"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an
argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and
steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect,
they don't even invite me."
-- Dave Barry
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1315 of 3566 |
"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
-- G. K. Chesterton
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1316 of 3566 |
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
-- Will Rogers
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1317 of 3566 |
"I bet the human brain is a kludge."
-- Marvin Minsky
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1318 of 3566 |
I brake for chezlogs!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1319 of 3566 |
I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up.
-- Biff Barf
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1320 of 3566 |
I can feel for her because, although I have never been an Alaskan
prostitute dancing on the bar in a spangled dress, I still get very
bored with washing and ironing and dishwashing and cooking day after
relentless day.
-- Betty MacDonald
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1321 of 3566 |
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1322 of 3566 |
"I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and
25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be
true."
-- Harry Truman
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1323 of 3566 |
"I can resist anything but temptation."
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