| Freebsd Fortunes: 1506 of 3566 |
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1507 of 3566 |
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1508 of 3566 |
"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows."
-- Yiddish saying
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1509 of 3566 |
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1510 of 3566 |
"If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1511 of 3566 |
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1512 of 3566 |
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
-- Dorothy Parker
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1513 of 3566 |
If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1514 of 3566 |
If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the
plantation and go home.
-- Eugene P. Gallagher
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1515 of 3566 |
If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
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