Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 1, 2013
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
..."It's bad luck to be superstitious."
-- Andrew W. Mathis May you have warm words on a cold evening,
a full moon on...May you have warm words on a cold evening,
a full moon on a dark night,
and a smooth road all the way to your door. There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in...There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
The pair of them went to Manhasset,
(Nan and the man with the asset.)... There was a young man in the choir
Whose penis rose higher...There was a young man in the choir
Whose penis rose higher and higher,
Till it reached such a height
It was quite out of sight --
But of course you know I'm a liar. There was a young soldier from Munich
Whose penis hung down...There was a young soldier from Munich
Whose penis hung down past his tunic,
And their chops girls would lick
When they thought of his prick,
But alas! he was only a eunuch. >>> Internal error in fortune program:
>>> ...>>> Internal error in fortune program:
>>> fnum=2987 n=45 flag=1 goose_level=-232323
>>> Please write down these values and notify fortune program administrator.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 1, 2013
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