Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 7, 2013

There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger...
There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger the swans. But the loyal hall porter Said, "Pray take my daughter! Those birds are reserved for the dons."

There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's...
There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's tops at her craft: In her striving to please, She serves ale on her knees, So the patrons get head with their draft.

History proves nothing.
History proves nothing.