Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 28, 2013

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes"...
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X

I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in...
I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late...
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. -- Mark Twain

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my...
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. -- Errol Flynn Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. -- Errol Flynn